Certificate of Accomplishment

Be it known by all who are literate that the individual whose name appears here_____________________,

has done what damn few have ever done, has ventured where few have ventured and has successfully

surfed all the way to

The Beginning of the Net.

Therefore, as the current owner of The Whole Damn Net, and its popular damn domains, including This Damn.com and Any Damn.com, I am proud to today bestow this damn Certificate of Accomplishment along with my personal congratulations for a job damn well done.

Thomas Nocera

Chief Visionary Officer

The Whole Damn Web.Com